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John Galt
Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 12:59 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

BREAKING NEWS

A source at a major news organization has leaked details concerning a bombshell story that reveals transcripts of accurately transcribed telephone conversations between President Bush and Representative John Conyers. The original transcripts were secretly released to a Washington newspaper reporter who then xerox copied them, returned them to the White House staffer that provided them whereupon accurate typed copies were made prior to destroying the xeroxed copies. Here is a brief part of what they contain. A release of the entire transcripts is slated for print sometime later this week and should represent the next round of conflict in a seeming endless stream of conflict for the Bush administration.


President Bush: Hello, John.

Representative Conyers: Yes sir, Mr. President, hello.

President Bush: John, I don’t want to take up any more of your time than I need to; I know you’re very busy but I’ve got another problem I need you to help me with.

Representative Conyers: Yes sir, what can I help you with.

President Bush: Well, it’s the darndest thing and I guess it goes to show that we may have gone a bit overboard on the intimidation thing but I need you to act as the designated opposition again.

Representative Conyers: Oh, Mr. President, why me again?

President Bush: Now John, we…

Representative Conyers: I led the opposition during the Ohio voting incident; can’t you get Cynthia McKinney to do this one?

President Bush: Well, John we’ve thought of every possibility and it’s just that nobody has such a strong grip on their constituency like you do. You doing this actually helps you in the 14th District. Cynthia, well, look what happened to her when she acted as the token opposition right after the job. Your popularity went up as a result of Ohio. Cynthia is liable to get booted out again, Georgia ain’t Highland Park.

Representative Conyers: Yes, I know what you’re talking about but I don’t really think I’m as invincible in Detroit as you think. The fact that we’re never successful in our opposition might begin to make people suspicious.

President Bush: Look, John, they fell for the terrorists with boxcutters story and the WMD’s in Iraq story and the Hunter Thompson committed suicide story. We’re talking about people that want to be fooled. They don’t want any complications in their life. Just as long as they have the comfortable notion that there’s an opposition to whoever is governing.

Representative Conyers: How about Barbara Boxer or Ted Kennedy? John Kerry?

President Bush: They’re too vulnerable plus they’re dunces. I need you John. I wouldn’t ask if me and my staff didn’t think you were necessary. Will you do it?

Representative Conyers: Well, I don’t want to but I will. I assume there will be something in it for me?

President Bush: Well, for starters, how’s staying out of jail sound but do you remember you telling me about that abandoned Ford Plant smack dab in the middle of your District?

Representative Conyers: Yes, I do.

President Bush: Well, if you pull this off for me and make it look good but not too good and steer plenty clear of 911 then you’ll have a brand spanking new federal prison built there with all the good stable jobs that come with such a facility. We'll call it Highland Park SuperMax.

Representative Conyers: Oh my, Mr. President. I will do my best. What form is my opposition to take?

President Bush: Well, I don’t know the full details but I’ll have one of my staff sent over to brief you on the plan but it has something to do with some memos that are going to reveal I knew there weren’t any WMDs before the war in Iraq started. We’ve got it covered and its gonna be a bunch of smoke but no fire. Think you can handle it?

Representative Conyers: With anything to replace that abandoned Ford plant I could get elected forever in my district if I wanted. Thank you, Mr. President.

President Bush: Thank You John, I’ll talk to you soon.

Representative Conyers: Goodbye.
BLACK POWER
Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - 4:07 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

My My John Galt, what's the point of your post? Are you trying to show us how some Blacks will kiss a white person's ass? There is two people who is in a government office,and believe me the one who is on the U.S level won't have a chance to win next election with her evny self.Even if she is calling herself a representive of Highland Park,she's doing a poor job at representing the people of this City.Before the Govenor appointed Mr Blackwell to take Ramona's place the three buut kissers was all for Ms Pearson to stay,and once Mr Blackwell was appointed to office one who is still in our City Administration,is all up in Mr Blackwell's face after dogging him.The other two is still against him,and one have even went so far to join another Michigan senator from Flint in creating the SB 461,which will give her power & say so on who should be a Emergency Finanical Manager instead of the Govenor's office. If this bill was in affect at the time of the Governor appointing Mr Blackwell,then the Senator would have had the rights to veto the Govenor's Appointment pick.So John your post about John Conyers is no different then this local senator joining forces with the white side of the track to prevent a Black Brother from taking office. John also pick up a copie of a so-called Highland Park paper which comes out of Royal Oak,and you will see for yourself who I am posting about,and the Senate Hears article is very very interesting you can see the crybaby who was elected to serve Highland Park.

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